Call Me Maybe Parody of the Day: “You got cookies, so share it maybe!”
Cookie Monster refurbishes Carly Rae Jepsen’s hit for the preschool set — and more importantly, the Internets.
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Harvey Update
So far I am safe and not flooding. There has been minor street flooding but it has gone down with the breaks in rain. I’m not sure if we can get out of the neighborhood as of now as I have not left the house since Friday. We still have power and plenty of food and water for however long we are stuck at home. I’ve had friends in other parts of the city who have had to be evacuated and rescued due to flooding. It’s bad and won’t get better for some time.
special times for cat people
when they’re cleaning their feets and spread all their little toes out
when they smelled something weird and make a stinky face
when they walk up to you making little chirpy purrs of inquiry
when they get distracted by a noise mid-lick and a tongue blep occurs
when they see a bird and do that ekekekk thing
when they become possessed by the devil and tear around the house with demonic speed and then pause mid-vicious-attack of a scratching pole to whip their head around and fix you with their all-pupil stare of unhinged terror
Don Bluth only knew how to draw one man, but dammit he wasn’t gonna let that stop him.
To be fair, he knew how to draw two men
imagine being at a class reunion like, yeah remember hot tom? i heard he made all of his friends get ugly matching skull tattoos and call him a really ugly french name and also I heard his nose is gone. weird.
I didn’t realize this was about harry potter for a second
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