if kira’s dad can tell us how he met her mother in a minute then what the fuck has ted mosby been doing wrong?
I feel terrible, like there’s a weight on my chest.
This is a real thing. A real frying pan you can buy.
I have a mighty need.
Alexxa. We need one.
may all your bacon burn
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Watched Austenland and I started laughing uncontrollably at the line about not being able to get a part in the hobbit because the one guy was in lotr.
"What do you plan to do with your future?"